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LAMP

Short for: Look At My Penis

A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.

Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!

Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
by WadeWilson April 29, 2010
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i <3 lamp
by greekgod1234 January 3, 2011
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verb. the act of murdering someone and then claiming it was in self defense, especially when the 23 stab wounds are attributed to falling on a broken lamp.
Varg Vikernes totally lamped the hell out of Euronymous
by Geitfaust August 2, 2008
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i'm lamping with tash tomorrow.
by aphilliated February 8, 2013
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Cork Slang
Look at, look towards, notice, observe, watch.
Lamp the Gatch on dat feen.

Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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When your girl looking bare ugly, she lamp fam.
Oi marg, fucking lamp
by SaveloySausage January 3, 2020
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“Im bouta lamp”
by Merpderpterp September 5, 2020
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