LBS

An abbreviated medical term known as Leaky Bum-hole Syndrome. LBS is a disease where you may leave mysterious liquids upon the surface of chairs within minutes of sitting on them, this is due to the prefuse sweating of the rectum. The average age of diagnosis is around 16 but can come at any time.

Dan: "Did you see the sweat patch on Larry Sagwatch's chair after maths?"
Tom: "Yeah man, think he has LBS."

by Larry Sagwatch March 7, 2018

LBS

1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word "pound" doesn't have an "L" or a "B" in it, that's English for ya.

2. acronym for a few different phrases:

- Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)

- Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy

- Laughing But Serious

Carrie: Damn girl! you have lost some LBs!! what have you been doin all summer?

Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I've been hittin the trail like everyday.

Carrie: wow, I'm going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!

Sheila: giggles... "LBS" ...giggles

by pixelfairy January 13, 2012

lb

Little boi Jung is the definition of a little boi

Girl: Jung such an lb
Guy: yea ik I am

by 31122001 February 17, 2018

lbs.

A synonym for pounds. When read, you read it as pounds. Originated from the Zodiac Sign, Libra, which is a balance, or scale. That referred to weight, so people decided to substitute it for pounds.

24 lbs.=24 pounds

by [E]vzfire13 May 30, 2009

LBs

weight in pounds, usually refering to one's physique.

"Dude, she's hot!"
"I don't know, man. She's packing some major LBs."

by J-Fi July 11, 2005

LBS

Lonely Bed Syndrome

I asked the doctor how can you cure my LBS, and she said lets go to bed

by John Blutalski August 16, 2017

Lbs

Let's Be Serious

Let's be serious lbs

by Itrumpedyoulanisha November 2, 2018