Kristina

Kristina is a weird bitch with crackhead levels of 749749 and the waffling skills of a fucking kitchen appliance she makes all the convos long and fun but don’t get on her bad side cuz she will spam you with memes.

Also has a dumb ass ex called josh he said GCSEs are too much stress so they broke up but she’s over him but it’s sad cuz he can’t say the same thing. She’s is an amazing person that makes you happy cuz she’s an actual real person with personality unlike other people.

Person1: omg is that Kristina

Person2: yea josh broke her heart but she a bad bitch she don’t care

Person1: true that

by Ōłívàßô October 24, 2019

Kristina

Kristina is one of a kind. She can be a little sassy but she will always be there for you. She is absolutely HILARIOUS and will always include you. She is very talented and also very smart. But if you hurt her she’ll hurt you. If you have a Kristina in your life, don’t loose her.

“Omg did you see that beautiful girl? Her name must be Kristina”

by thegirlthatannoyseveryone October 26, 2019

Kristina

Kristina is a beautiful girl, no matter what she says. She's interesting, has her own fantastic dreams, and loves reading and everything amazing.

"Hey are you friends with Kristina?"
Of course Watson, she loves Black Butler!"

by Lukeiamyourfatherandyoucantbeg September 7, 2016

Kristina

A girl whose got more fashion sense than a Kardashian and has a better sense of humor than any YouTube comedian. She thrift shops and makes YOU look good just by standing next to you.

Person A:Who's that girl over there?
Person B:You're trippin, bruh. That's Kristina.

by ||minty|| January 30, 2019

Kristina

Kristina is a savage ass beast who will nock all the hoes on to the floor if someone steals her mans. Kristina has brown hair and is thicker than a double stuffed snicker. She is a low key nerd and has affairs with the teachers but shes a bad bitch be careful.

Did you hear that Mr.Nelson asked
Kristina to stay after class? Ya man they banged

by Defintionbeast April 21, 2019

Kristina

Kristina is the nicest person you’ll know! She is pretty,kind,helpful, and all the great qualities you could think of! Kristina’s are just sweet people! Though some Kristina’s are nasty ol perverts that like to hop on dicks! Ugh only Kristina’s.

Dude! Look at Kristina she’s so sweet!

Oh the only Kristina’s I know are pervy

by thatcoolavocado October 28, 2019

Kristina

Kristina is and beautiful blond who is extremely kind and stands up for what she believes in. She can act like a bitch, but she knows that and only does so when necessary. Kristina is extremely lovable and is one you should cherish. Keep Kristina close as long as you can and she will make your life worth something. She lights up your life and does what she must to protect those she loves. Plus she loves her dog babies.

Me: oh look Krissy is coming!
Person: Who?
Me: Kristina- the blond over there.

Person: oh her! I heard she is a bitch with no feelings for others.

Me: well you heard wrong. She is amazing and beautiful and I love her.

by A.girl.with.a.bestie.and.a.gf December 2, 2018