Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...
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Get the krispy kreme mug.A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.
Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",
Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.
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Get the Krispy Kreme mug.It is the action of getting glazed from giving a girl oral, when you sit up to see her face and she looks down at you and your mouth looks like a glazed doughnut
Eric gave Allison oral that made her cum so many times she called him Krispy-Kreme from that moment on when she saw his mouth looked like a glazed doughnut
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Get the Krispy-Kreme mug.Term used to describe truth in advertising, as nothing nature was sacrificed in the making of this edible oil
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