A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.
The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.
The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.
The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.
The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025

by anonymous July 24, 2023

Someone who thinks they’re the king of the mighty hill and acts like they’re in the right all the time, when 90% of the time a quick Google search will prove them wrong.
by Naterdave July 3, 2020

Governor So-Know-It-All was a general contractor in NH.
by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022

A know it all is someone who thinks they know everything, and refuses to take anyone else's opinion into consideration because, naturally, they know it all. Also known as a Brian.
I have green eyes but my boyfriend Brian insists that I have hazel eyes. Clearly he is a know it all.
by Arniverna September 9, 2022

Someone thinks they know something but are totally wrong. They will argue with you even when proven wrong.
The know-it-not-at-all girl argued that vaccines cause autism.
by Cheri Conners RN February 23, 2019

A name given to a person that expresses basic common knowledge about a subject, by a person that doesn't know shit about fuck on said subject.
Me: Hey Edgar, maybe you should just check to see if the outlet is blown before you start taking apart the DJ's mixing board.
Edgar: Oh dang man, that actually worked! Quit being such a know-it-all, you're making me look bad.
Edgar: Oh dang man, that actually worked! Quit being such a know-it-all, you're making me look bad.
by Methkateer December 22, 2023
