kirking

As in "Kirk", William Shatner's character on Star Trek
1. Hitting on hot alien chicks
2. Having sex with a sexy alien girl
3. Getting tons of alien pussy

Hot alien girl: This Earth nigga keeps texting me, "Space Netflix and chill?"
Other alien girl: That earthling's just kirking you.

by Eternal Cock August 25, 2015

Kirk

to flip out on sumbody, curse sumone out, just to get mad at sumone 4 no reason

she kirked out on me cuz i wuz talkin to James, who was supposedly, "her boo"

by MizMiya March 18, 2005

Kirk

To act in an impetuous way and not play by the rules, like Captain Kirk from "Star Trek".

The NotGoth did a Kirk: he brought his gat and a bottle of Thunderbird into the rave club, when the sign outside the club said "No Alcoholic Beverages and No Firearms Allowed"!

by pentozali February 06, 2009

kirked

when a another guy comes over to the bar and steals the girl you were chatting up (scottish term)

i was chatting up this nice lass when thats twat kirked me.

by richfoord May 15, 2010

Kirked

When an individual can achieve a goal on their own, but you assist them regardless of the obvious negative consequences.

“I was so close to PRing on my bench max, but David f***ing kirked me”

by Mintless Toothpaste June 08, 2019

Kirked

(v) Not making your lady friend breakfast after a one-night stand.

Dude. I didn't even make her breakfast. I Kirked that ho.

by Weeds2010 August 21, 2010

kirk

A talented asshole

My bro Kirk is a god at bass but a total dick to people. Jk

by justgoat666 January 06, 2015