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Kettering Ohio

The place with a schizophrenic weather pattern and the worst people in the world. Though, if you find a few friends, they're pretty awesome. All-in-all, it's the worst place to be.
Kettering Ohio is so boring, there's nothing to do here.
by LastPancake April 10, 2011
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kettering

N. An imprint left on the skin after reclining on an uneven surface for a sustained period, commonly seen on face after sleeping in an unusual place
"I don't know how I got there or what they did to me. All I know is I woke up sore and with kettering all over my face."
by Humbert October 21, 2005
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Katerina

Exudes culture and class. The highest and purest form of love, one that surpasses all other types of affection. "Love of the soul"
Katerina is love <3
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The 3rd member to be welcomed to the Champions Club.
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A girl that has nothing better to do on a Wednesday night then writing a definition about herself.
Kateřina is only good as a plan B.
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Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.
Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011
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Kitteringham

Kitteringham is a type of ham that makes a kitter sound when you throw it against a wall. a tradition practised by Californians.
The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family.
The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.
Kittering Hams tastes gross, man!

Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally

avoid them, man!
by Peeko Yin July 14, 2011
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