jps

Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)

The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).

WOW Pherks JPS is 4!

by afextz September 30, 2004

jp

Shortened form of "Japanese". Used in the FFXI gaming environment to refer to Japanese players.

Preferred to other shortened forms like "Jap", which is considered disrepectful.

JP only, ((sorry, I don't understand English)).

My JP friend gave me these balance rings, I'm so lucky to be a linkshell with JP players.

It's hard to play with JP players because of translation issues, but they really rock in combat.

by Moonbug October 29, 2004

JP

junior partier; inexperienced party goer

did u see that kid try n do that keg stand he threw up all over himself, what a JP.

this guy is really struggling to crack that blunt, lol what a JP

by Mr. Raxby Haledocious December 22, 2010

JP

v. An acronym for the phrase Junk Punch.

Stop being an ass, or else I'll JP you.

by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007

jp

junior pothead. still in the beginning years of being a stoner

“he’s so high he can’t hang. what a jp”

“back in the jp days”

by luciturd February 18, 2020

JP

JP is a Titan menace who is much larger than the entire Multiverse; JP's presance has made the our Universe, he is inredibly dangerous and will annhilate any planet it sees.
TL;DR, your Mom

The 10th Universe was removed from existence as JP accidentally sat on on.

by Grand Minister September 22, 2020

JP

@foliatejpjpenis

everyone: @foliatejpjpenis loves men

by JP's Mom October 20, 2020