Jonny

A legend, may take human form. As a person, he is short yet confident. His ego is bigger then he is. Classy with a bad side. He will take your girl, but return her later. Hes only serious when he has to be and doesnt know when to stop joking. Hes handsome though the girls dont care how he looks. Hes strong and fit but in his mind hes superman. Acts harder then he really is, he has a sweet side but it hasnt been seen in years. Jonnys are unpredictable. Thinks he knows everything, but knows nothing. Typically called a douche, but it doesnt phase him. Makes mistakes alot and plans to make many more. Jonnys are dangerous. Sleep with him if you dare, legend has it it'll change youre life.

Guy: im so bummed
Girl: how come?
Guy: A jonny stole my girl again
Girl: i know the 3 some was crazy!

by JNYBLZE December 19, 2016

Jonny

Jonnys are very irritating,
They are funny for 10 minutes, then they just get annoying and stupid.

They need to learn when to cool off and just be nice

Jonny it’s not funny anymore!

by ERoom99 February 23, 2020

Jonny

1) a buff little emo kid. kinda queer but ya' cant beat him.
2) a huge willy

3) my son.

1) oh wow i need a jonny so bad.

2) Gosh thats a big Jonny.

3) i love you jonny, do the dishes.

by jonnys mother August 28, 2007

JONNY

robbing cunt who sells his familes possesions for a weed, also known as a cretin, or scum of the earth

Did you see that dick rob his mums engagement ring and I phone for money to buy weed must be a JONNY

by pauliam October 14, 2011

Jonny

A person who as soon as they see you trying to get yours will cock block you (a Chad). Generally a hater and will make stupid comments and remarks to your girl while your with or without her. They will also stair (crush) and might try to create a confrontation with you for absolutely no reason at all.

Friend 1: Dude wtf
Friend 2: idk these jonnys are crushing us hard
Friend 1: Yea cause they know we are getting ours and they will be jerking it tonight

by RDCDHoneyBadgers October 14, 2011

jonny

Skate Vocab.
An ollie where the tail does not touch the ground, yet air is still gained.

Oh my god, you just Jonny'd over a brick, it looked shit.

by mr. thing October 1, 2006

jonny

male plumber roughly the size of a two daylins.

jonny wears bonnet like all day. but on tuesdays. you see his multi-direction going hair.

by cookiedough December 28, 2005