Jonny

an ugly, pale piece of shit with no life. Deepthroats bananas and bites the peel like a retarded shit. known to be a "basic man whore". listens to Ghostemane and Marilyn Manson and has the shittiest grades.

ew look at the little worthless shit, must be a jonny or something.

by GodzillaCock June 01, 2019

Jonny

Jonnys are very irritating,
They are funny for 10 minutes, then they just get annoying and stupid.

They need to learn when to cool off and just be nice

Jonny it’s not funny anymore!

by ERoom99 February 23, 2020

Jonny

1) a buff little emo kid. kinda queer but ya' cant beat him.
2) a huge willy

3) my son.

1) oh wow i need a jonny so bad.

2) Gosh thats a big Jonny.

3) i love you jonny, do the dishes.

by jonnys mother August 23, 2007

JONNY

robbing cunt who sells his familes possesions for a weed, also known as a cretin, or scum of the earth

Did you see that dick rob his mums engagement ring and I phone for money to buy weed must be a JONNY

by pauliam October 14, 2011

Jonny

A person who as soon as they see you trying to get yours will cock block you (a Chad). Generally a hater and will make stupid comments and remarks to your girl while your with or without her. They will also stair (crush) and might try to create a confrontation with you for absolutely no reason at all.

Friend 1: Dude wtf
Friend 2: idk these jonnys are crushing us hard
Friend 1: Yea cause they know we are getting ours and they will be jerking it tonight

by RDCDHoneyBadgers September 17, 2011

Jonnie

A piece of shit guy. He pretends to love you just so that he can use you financially. He likes to cheat with other women and when confronted about it, what does he do. Deny and play stupid like a piece of shit person will do. He also likes to hit women and treat them like shit. He is a waste of time and space on this beautiful planet. HE IS A SORRY ASS LOSER, just like the rest of his family. He thinks he's sexy and smart. Dumbass doesn't even have a hs diploma. He's a drunk with a dui. Has a really bad temper and is a murderer. How sad and pathetic

Is that man jonnie small?

That's him, but he's no man. He's a sorry excuse for a man

by babygirl1021 May 14, 2012

jonny

Skate Vocab.
An ollie where the tail does not touch the ground, yet air is still gained.

Oh my god, you just Jonny'd over a brick, it looked shit.

by mr. thing October 01, 2006