john lennon 

The most gorgeous man to ever walk the earth.

Sorry, John lennon is mine, you can’t have him :)

john lennon by johnlennonsbaby March 4, 2021

John Lennon 

Kill john Lennon!

Kill John Lennon

John Lennon by Penidg June 1, 2022

John Lennon's Moan 

Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.

Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"

Idiot: "What?"

Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."

John Lennon's Moan by Jessie Lennon May 16, 2018

John Lennon's nose 

The most perfect nose ever to be on the face of a human. Often overlooked because of Ringo's large nose.

It is amazing.

Person: Wow! Look at that nose! It's amazing!
Me: That's John Lennon's Nose, isn't it beautiful?

John Lennon's nose by Mrs. Marilyn O' Boogie August 7, 2011

John Lennon Month 

December; he died on December 9 1980.

Honor John Lennon Month by doing nonviolent acts throughout the month of December.

John Lennon Month by casty12 November 22, 2010

john lennon her

john lennon her is to smack a girl and she leaves you and three months later u call her and ask her to take you back and she says yes

"did you john lennon her bad?"

john lennon her by christhewicked May 6, 2009

John Lennon Syndrome 

John lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. You probably know a lot of these people.

That asshole over there with John Lennon Syndrome is really full of shit... why do people praise him?

John Lennon Syndrome by actual mermaid December 9, 2015