The Jewish version of David Ortiz. Preferably a white right handed male that can bench 275. Must play division 3 baseball and wear a Star of David chain. He’s so good the coaches never let him see the field.
by JewTizlover69420 March 14, 2024
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Symptoms include: Having a special interest in international minting processes, rare coin collection, wearing a star of david necklace frequently, frequently saying phrases such as “inshallah” and “walahi” despite not having any connection to Islam, and having other such interests.
Symptoms include: Having a special interest in international minting processes, rare coin collection, wearing a star of david necklace frequently, frequently saying phrases such as “inshallah” and “walahi” despite not having any connection to Islam, and having other such interests.
by StarPrismGaming November 18, 2025
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