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Mexican jetskiied

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.
The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied
by aglasson April 12, 2010
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jetskiing

to jet ski your missus
your missus assumes doggy position, taking hold of her wrists,slid down over her ass,pressing your puckered lips firmly against her pussy beging to blow a good firm rassberry whilst pulling her onto your face . now your jetskiing
by phantom skier February 12, 2009
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jetskippy

An alternate of the term jet (which means to vacate or leave), for people who are just asking to have their asses kicked.
Person 1: Later people, I gotta jetskippy!
Person 2: You fucking fag.
by HS January 3, 2005
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jetskinebriation

noun:

the entertaining act of person(s) steering a jet ski while behaving rambunctiously due to excess alcohol intake
"Dude, man, instead of bar-hopping this weekend, we have got to pile the bros into my truck and drive down to the river. It's time for a good jetskinebriation. Lemme get the Sea Doo."

"A jetskinebriation is what I need after a long week's work."

Man on yacht: "Oh my god! Look over there! (Points at an overturned jet ski with men in the water laughing their asses off)

Man on yacht: "Are you two men okay?"

Man in water: "Yeah, just having an extreme jetskinebriation. No big deal."
by G.I. Joel March 1, 2011
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Jetskiing

What motorboating is to breasts, jeskiing is to the buttocks.
I walked in on Alex jetskiing a girl last night.
by Bridgland December 28, 2014
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Jetski Bomb

A term originating in the popular DICE game Battlefield 4 meaning something crazy or insane just happened.
So I was buying snacks in the store and some guy started arguing with the clerk and the clerk knocked the guy out! It was a complete Jetski Bomb.
by Avtomat Kalashnikov June 25, 2021
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Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
by Sgo hills July 21, 2021
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