Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

by TheSmudge January 14, 2018

Sweet juices of Jerusalem

A way to acknowledge awesomeness. Like saying "Awesome!" - just better.

Dude 1: Oh my god, last night when I came home from town I had some badass midnight munchies, you know what I did?
Dude 2: No dude, what did you do!?
Dude 1: I went to the fridge.. opened it.. and in it I found two steaks and half a chocolate-cake! Such loot!
Dude 2: Sweet juices of Jerusalem, I must say, that is some badass loot for the serious muncher!

by Dallester November 12, 2009

jerusalem sand slappers

sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers

could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo

get on his jerusalem sand slappers

by stylin101 November 4, 2009

You win some, Jerusalem

A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.

Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.

Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.

Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.



Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?

Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies

Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.

Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?

by epilepticpeatepilepticpeat October 13, 2008

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

by ilikecookies22! August 8, 2021

Jerusalem

The only city in this world that will ever make you a travel couple with your boyfriend. Will challenge your views of this world
letting you know that instagram is a fake
and pressure to live a certain lifestyle

I want to go to Jerusalem and I would absolutely even enjoy worshipping God and saying my prayers

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Jerusalem Wall

Its probably the only magical place in the world

You can go all the way here to plan your wedding day

I remember when I use to run around the race track for a spectacular body

Lord
I will be coming to the Jerusalem Wall

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023