Jaxon

Bread crum eating pidgeon who goes on train tracks to find steak bakes. He also owes everyone money he might have to mortgage his house

Jaxon where’s my money ?

by Gwylan Gwyn May 12, 2022

Jaxon

fucking ugly ass bitch fuck you Jaxon you're stupid dumbass ugly annoying stupid.

jaxon is stupid.

by mrdog.pickles November 4, 2020

Jaxon

is someone who abuses lockers, and someone who is short,

wow short jaxon broke the top locker

by reehiree November 27, 2018

Jaxon

A dumb fucking bitch

Ew look over there at jaxon what a stupid asshole!

by Katie Shroenbeck August 6, 2019

jaxon

something unwanted that happens. a problem that one may encounter. a loss or misfortune.
also someone that is a "cockblock"

JAXON! i jus lost all my tree.
i got jaxoned last nite and couldn't get any ass.

by zilliano August 14, 2008

Jaxon

Is very funny and cute and loves fortnite has a girlfriend named Keelie so back off!!

Omg Jaxon is so cute I wish he didn't have a girlfriend!

by Supercoolkid14 November 17, 2018

Jaxon

baddass mf boy. fucked up teeth doe, idk wht happened during birth doe. sid the sloth vibes, but still hot somehow??

"sid!! come over here!!!"-zoe
"my names not sid, its jaxon!!"

by shoobiefromdashore May 28, 2019