jarrod kelly

jarrod kelly defiantly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he is defiantly the right guy to go to for a good time. his extremely large penis and his sexual manner makes it all worth while. dont be alarmed buy his uncontrollable blinking

guy: how tf dose jarrod kelly get all the chicks?!?!? i mean he hardly passed second grade. fml
girl: cause his dick is bigger then 12 inch. soznotsoz xxx

by Styles 917 July 20, 2016

Jarrod Adams

A white ass man that sucks big dick. He always likes joking about girls being dummy thicc and hes abusive to women of all ages. This man is a ginger and he likes to talk about his teeth and he loves to call himself autistic. To be serious all women any age be warned this man will try to fuck you by the end of the day if you hear dummy thicc i advise all women to run.

Jarrod Adams is a crackerjack ginger.

by E33 January 17, 2020

Jarrod Hill

A Pin dick desperate fuck for brain. And he fingers his butt hole

Jarrod Hill He usually has aids and if not HIV. He likes any girl he can get his hands on and will die a virgin. He wants to be a whore but cant

should include the word being defined

by Fortun3 Trix February 23, 2015

Dirty Jarrod

When you sit on you own Dick in an attempt to fuck your own ass

Dude I giving myself a dirty Jarrod feels awesome

by Cuddlebear May 17, 2019

Jarrod (Guy)

Jarrod (guy) has lots of Gay Sex

Guy 1: Is that Jarrod (guy)?

Guy 2: Yes, he has lots of Gay Sex

by Aqwaguy September 5, 2023

jarrod walk

The shameful walk along the beach after one is rejected on the Bachelorette or the Bachelor. Nick Cummins and Jarrod Woodgate, have done this walk after being rejected by the whole of Australia

‘Ay mate didja see the Bachelor last night?’
‘Nah mate, what happened’
‘Nick did the Jarrod walk’
‘Hot diggity dayum mate’

by therealhoneybadger October 11, 2018

Dirty Jarrod

When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.

He left without saying anything.

Are you missing lunch meat?

Yeah, how did you know?

He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.

by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020