My friend thought he was hooking up with a tight little chick, but turned out to be a hag pulling a jailbait and switch.
by Mrs Plow December 1, 2010
Get the jailbait and switchmug. An event that occurs when a legal adult male views a girl from afar who appears to be very attractive due to clothing choice or physical development, but upon closer inspection discovers that she is clearly underage.
John was driving past the local park, where he saw a girl in a short skirt who looked rather attractive. Seconds later, he saw her from a closer distance and realized she was 13, blaming this event on "Jailbait Mirage."
by josef m March 12, 2010
Get the Jailbait Miragemug. billybobdave had a 3 some with 2 jb's last night and his 8th grade gf doesn't even know, and I heard he's still banging that freshman with playboy titties... He is on a jailbait frenzy !!!!
by Matt Huff July 12, 2010
Get the jailbait frenzymug. A very tightly rolled, notably long and skinny blunt that necessitates hard drags to inhale the smoke. Can last through numerous rotations.
by blottootto November 27, 2006
Get the jailbaitmug. Also known as malebait.
Male jailbait are sexually attractive males who are under the legal age of consent, but physically mature or approaching maturity to the point where their status as underage is ambiguous.
Male jailbait (or malebait) are so termed as engaging in relations with such persons would result in a jail term and being placed upon the sex offenders register.
Male jailbait are sexually attractive males who are under the legal age of consent, but physically mature or approaching maturity to the point where their status as underage is ambiguous.
Male jailbait (or malebait) are so termed as engaging in relations with such persons would result in a jail term and being placed upon the sex offenders register.
Girl 1: "Wow, that guy is so hot!"
Girl 2: "Eww! That dude is clearly a high school! He is such male jailbait! You're such a pervert!"
Girl 2: "Eww! That dude is clearly a high school! He is such male jailbait! You're such a pervert!"
by Brafish December 24, 2014
Get the male jailbaitmug. "She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."
by CMorales May 3, 2008
Get the jailbait mathematicianmug. Mack: Dude, I cannot BELIEVE I moved this far north. Yesterday it was 30 degrees outside.
Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.
Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.
by President Warren G. Harding December 11, 2009
Get the jailbait temperaturesmug.