jacob sartorius

an ugly 13 year old butthole with 5.2 million followers on musical.ly

jacob sartorius also goes by jacob saggy tits, jacob salty tits, and/or jacob sar-clitoris

by maryy327 March 16, 2016

jacob sartorius

12 year old fuckboy that has no eyebrows or talent

Dude who is that
It's a Jacob Sartorius

by shirelove June 23, 2016

jacob sartorius

a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.

nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?

by yumplacenta April 01, 2016

jacob sartorius

cancer

jacob sartorius = cancer

by jacobsartoriusiscancer November 27, 2016

jacob sartorius

a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.

wow, he's such a jacob sartorius. no talent at all.

by yeet qt March 08, 2016

jacob sartorius

an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck

You are such a jacob sartorius

by lbj23theking March 24, 2016

jacob sartorius

the cancer of the internet

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong March 25, 2016