When you're going at it from behind and about to cum, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. She yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. The Jack Sparrow.
My girlfriend plead parlay, so I showed her the Jack Sparrow
by Dirtywhore August 24, 2014
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Jack Sparrow...... HAHAHAHAHAHA BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE????? makes piracy romantic!!! i bet potc2 is gunna crap it up with his children and father...
'Elizabeths safe just like i promised, shes all set to marry Norrington like she promised and you get to die for her like you promised...so we're all men of our word really...except Elizabeth, as she is, in fact, a woman...'
by heehee July 29, 2004
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"You're forgetting one very important thing mate, im Captain Jack Sparrow."
"You'll always remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
"But where is the rum?"
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"i want you to know, i was rooting for you mate..know that!"
by kenny December 9, 2003
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theres 1 thing you forgot mate i'm Captian Jack Sparrow!!!
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by Mercedez December 21, 2003
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