Jurassic Jo

Jurassic Jo

Jurassic Jo, When a female has been giving her fella head in the car she then raised her head like a dinosaur from a scene from Jurassic Park, then claims to have lost a contact lens on the floor.

by Bluenose82 February 27, 2021

jurassic slapstorm

a noun for a women with a extremely loose vagina.

Pamela Anderson is a jurassic slapstorm.

by randomanonymous April 13, 2008

Jurassic Park

A place where y frickin die!

Bob : Don’t to to Jurassic Park

Joe : you can go because I want you to die!

by Ian Malcum May 14, 2018

Jurassic waterslide

While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaurs into her open asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Pull out quickly and a few of the dinosaurs will flow out like on a waterslide. The others will stay in there for a while eventually landing in another water pool... the toilet.

She gives me ass once a year on my birthday.
So i gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.

by MagicRat April 19, 2018

Jurassic Parking

When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.

"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."

by sparky_penguin18 March 11, 2019

Jurassic Rock

The premier party rock band from The Dallas Fort Worth Texas area. Our playlist of songs stretch from the 50's through today's top 40 songs, covering classic rock, hard rock, soft rock, country, and everything in-between. Our playlist includes favorites from Styx, Boston, Van Halen, Collective Soul, T-Rex, Rolling Stones, Black Crowes, Wilson Pickett, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Seger, Eagles, The Doors, 3 Doors Down, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn, the Beatles and many, many more. There is never a dull moment when we hit the stage and we always keep our audience involved.

Jurassic Rock rocked the house again on Friday night.

by JRNYFG November 12, 2009

jurassic parked

When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,

Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again

by Tyler Kue August 5, 2007