Jonny

1) a buff little emo kid. kinda queer but ya' cant beat him.
2) a huge willy

3) my son.

1) oh wow i need a jonny so bad.

2) Gosh thats a big Jonny.

3) i love you jonny, do the dishes.

by jonnys mother August 28, 2007

Jonny

A person who as soon as they see you trying to get yours will cock block you (a Chad). Generally a hater and will make stupid comments and remarks to your girl while your with or without her. They will also stair (crush) and might try to create a confrontation with you for absolutely no reason at all.

Friend 1: Dude wtf
Friend 2: idk these jonnys are crushing us hard
Friend 1: Yea cause they know we are getting ours and they will be jerking it tonight

by RDCDHoneyBadgers October 14, 2011

Jonnie

A piece of shit guy. He pretends to love you just so that he can use you financially. He likes to cheat with other women and when confronted about it, what does he do. Deny and play stupid like a piece of shit person will do. He also likes to hit women and treat them like shit. He is a waste of time and space on this beautiful planet. HE IS A SORRY ASS LOSER, just like the rest of his family. He thinks he's sexy and smart. Dumbass doesn't even have a hs diploma. He's a drunk with a dui. Has a really bad temper and is a murderer. How sad and pathetic

Is that man jonnie small?

That's him, but he's no man. He's a sorry excuse for a man

by babygirl1021 October 23, 2012

jonny

Skate Vocab.
An ollie where the tail does not touch the ground, yet air is still gained.

Oh my god, you just Jonny'd over a brick, it looked shit.

by mr. thing October 1, 2006

jonny

male plumber roughly the size of a two daylins.

jonny wears bonnet like all day. but on tuesdays. you see his multi-direction going hair.

by cookiedough December 28, 2005

Jonny

if you know a Jonny then more fool you. Such a dickhead that you should feel ashamed of yourself for even being with him. Prefers to spend time with his girl best friend than you. Makes you feel second best. Hates the fact that you can't see him all the time. Never ever go out with someone called Jonny, he will make your life hell and make you regret everything!!

hey see that idiot over there
yeah
he looks like a jonny

by amazingperson1998 January 12, 2014

Jonny

Jonny is the person who is really sweet. He really likes that booty and is swigity and swaggity for that booty. He is sexy AF and lots of girls say he is really thicc and has a chode.

Girl: Is that Jonny?
Jonny: Are you thicc?

by Ksjdhd November 26, 2018