"So then I had to go in the basement and jackhammer her slab until I found the source of the problem. If you know what I mean."
by SuspiciousSushi April 13, 2017
Get the Jackhammer Her Slab mug.The act of sticking your hands in a womans meat wallet in the prayer position then move them back and forth, as if youre trying to warm them on a cold day, then let them take off like a jackhammer vigorously making them move as fast as you possibly can sparking an orgasm.
Chase: "man that bitch Kenyon just wasnt satisfied with my 1/2lb polish sausage so i fucking gave that hoe the Jackhammer Powerhouse!"
Mitch: "How did the new mojo workout?"
Chase: "Funny you ask, she is still in that wheelchair from that "back problem"......LOL"
Mitch: "How did the new mojo workout?"
Chase: "Funny you ask, she is still in that wheelchair from that "back problem"......LOL"
by chase walkondanger July 12, 2011
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Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.
by Imperial Lady October 21, 2008
Get the Jackhammer Spank mug.A sexual position in which one partner (usually male) spins rapidly on their genitals in the same way the ride Tilt-a-Whirl spins around it's center.
by Jaytheking May 19, 2020
Get the Jackhammer Tilt-a-Whirl mug.A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.
He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.
by kmrtnz April 25, 2022
Get the jackhammer disorder mug.fucking a female/male in the ass violently while thrusting downward in a jackhammer motion. (boxing gloves are a must need for this strategy) As doing so... You aggressively strike your opponent in the kidneys until she/he spills human waste onto your penis. Once you are finished you stare into your opponents eyes and scream "ALL HAIL HITLER"
Guy 1: Bro you smell like ass!
Guy2: I just finished a bitch off with a German Jackhammer!
Guy1: Dude gnarly!!
Guy2: I just finished a bitch off with a German Jackhammer!
Guy1: Dude gnarly!!
by Pelvic Fuck Fest May 16, 2015
Get the German Jackhammer mug.An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.
My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.
What gives?
Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.
What gives?
Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
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