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J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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J.R. Wild

A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
Hey bro, wanna listen to some good music?”

Nah man, I prefer J.R. Wild”
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Tolkien, J.R.R.

British professor, writer and linguist who devoted half of his life to the creation and intricate development of the most beloved fantasy world of all time: Middle-Earth. Considered a genius by fans and intellectuals the world over, he is responsible for the invention of over 10 languages, multiple races, and an entire history for his timeless tales to take place in. The most famous of his stories are, of course, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. He died in 1973.
J.R.R Tolkien was the greatest writer who ever lived.
by goldberry September 7, 2005
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The J.R. Effect

When a bullheaded person is ill-trained, in charge, and singlemindedly opposes a large team of intelligent dissenters, and this stubborn decision causes severe loss, that is the J.R. effect

Usage note: The J.R. effect is often preceeded by what is known as the chewbacca defense.
Everyone told him not to heat the lava lamp on the stove, but he explained the model of the chemical structure of the subatomic particles and the flashpoint reaction -- we don't know what the fuck he was talking about. Anyway, now he's dead with a shard of glass through his heart as a result of the J.R. effect.
by Coder February 8, 2005
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A very sexy man who can steal your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, brother, sister, mother, father, dog, cat, fish, turtle, hamster, horse, cow, goat(s), , sheep, bird, ferret, chicken, rooster, hen, banana, stepsister, stepbrother, stepmom, stepdad, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, cousin, other cousin, godmother, godfather, god-sister, god-brother, dog god-dog, god-cat, step-dog, step-cat, step-grandfather, step-grandmother, step-aunt, step-uncle, step-cousin, other step-cousin, paternal step-brother, maternal step-brother, paternal god-brother, maternal god-brother, paternal step-god-brother, maternal step-god-brother, etc.
Hot woman: Omg ITS JERMOFTHSTAIN ROMMIPFLAIN JICKLECRAK J.R JEREMY LEMONSQUAT MXVII!! HE’S SO SEXY
Jeromifthstain Rommipflain Jicklecrak J.r Jeremy Lemonsquat MXVII: eh you’re not hot enough for me
Hot lady(s): sigh date me
by RealWambit May 3, 2022
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Killer Tofu J.R

Killer Tofu J.R is a magical gnarly sick lung used for smoking marijuana, Made By Justin Capon :)
RAWR Killer Tofu J.R is here and i will choke you out!
by Bizx February 12, 2009
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