J.A.P.

Jewish American Princess. Used to describe spoiled jewish girls, but should not be used lightly because it IS a derogatory term.

I can't believe the TEACHER called her a JAP. There are some jappy girls at school, but she isn't one.

by ShortDarkAndPretty March 18, 2005

A.P.J.W.F

arm pit juice with fuzz .To put in a head lock

would you like a glass full of a.p.j.w.f?

by jackie wojtowicz June 18, 2008

j.a.p.

- Jewish American Princess
- Usually doesnt work, doesnt want to work.
- Daddys girl...
- More intelligent than a prep.
- Says like all the time
-boasts or brags about herself a lot.
- Annoys the hell outta u,

" Omg, ok so like yesterday i saw this cute shirt that was like 40 bucks, n im like "im sooo getting this, u know what i mean?"
- Daddy my nail broke!!!!!!!! *cries*

by FroopRox February 15, 2004

J.A.P.opotamus

Jewish American Princess to the 10th power. A Jewish female who is bitchy, spoiled, gold-digging, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, overbearing, selfish and high maintenance in the absolute extreme.

Don: Holy shit, Saul is marring a fucking J.A.P.

Harry: No man. He's marrying a fucking J.A.P.opotamus.

by Jesus J.A.P. February 19, 2011

Hot Shower and P.J's

One person lays the other person in the middle of a blanket naked. They then begin to urinate and deficate onto the persons face.Then roll them in the blanket and begin to have intercourse with the said persons anus.

Giving some one a hot shower and p.j's isn't a first date type of thing. It's usaly better to save for the third or fourth month of dating!

by J.P Johnson-Reed January 27, 2011

J.t.p

The best user in the history of Everyplay. Many mistake him for being from the show "The Goldbergs", but he is not. They are in fact three random letters. Some call him Joe the Plumber.

It's a username. Use J.t.p as a noun.

by Definitely not J.t.p May 20, 2018

J.A.P.A.N

"Just Another Pretty-Ass Nigga"

Acronym or phrase used to represent those kids living in areas around Japan- particularly the military bases. Usually the baller or gangster type; skaters and punkers may be included- just make sure that you're "pretty" and "fresh". No, you don't have to be Black or even a Japanese person to represent or be represented...as long as you're down and you're one of 'them cool kids', you're "just another pretty-ass nigga".

*note: only those living or have lived in Japan can use/represent themselves as J.A.P.A.N

Damn, look at Keith.. he's J.A.P.A.N.

after checking yourself out in the mirror, you say to yourself with full big-headed arrogance: "I'm J.A.P.A.N."

by Nihon September 4, 2006