iTard

One who is oblivious to their surroundings because they are listening to their iPod too loudly.

"Hey! iTard! I'm talking to you."

by nkr_1234 December 6, 2006

iTard

one who thrashes their head like a retard while listening to shitty music on their iPod in an attempt to move with the rhythm causing slight trauma to the brain, which eventually lead to brain damage.

That stupid fucker on the bus turned up his ipod and started behaving like an itard.

by iTard Nano April 17, 2010

Ithaca College

A college located in upstate New York which specializes in communications/film/physical therapy/ and the arts. Surrounded by the most liberal town in the world, Ithaca is populated by many numerous hippies who smoke pot and like to relive the days of the 60s. It is a cool place though, since it is "gorges" and the campus is really nice. The different schools are all very competative and the academic programs here at Ithaca are equally competative. There are always awesome parties being held, and we have the Cortaca Jug. If you go to Cortland or Cornell, you wish you went to Ithaca. If you go to Cortland, you go to a state school, and you lose to us in the Cortaca Jug. If you go to Cornell, go jump off your famous "suicide bridge".

SUNY Cortland Student: I got into Cortland!
Cornell University Student: I got into Cornell!
Ithaca College Student: Well I got into Ithaca, and it sucks to be you guys. Here, go jump off one of the many cliffs and waterfalls because you can't do anything important in life because you go to Cortland and/or Cornell.

by VivaLaRevolucion February 12, 2006

Ithaqua

A deity of the Cthulhu Mythos. Worshipped in Northen areas of the world. Personified as a Sasquatch usually. It is said that he flys but it is more likely that he takes unhumnanily long steps. He usually apears as cloud of color changing snow with peircing eyes. Whenever someone discovers his existance and sees him, he takes them high above the world and to different lands. Many of these lands are from the Cthulhu Mythos. For example the sunken city of R'lyeh, The Plateau of Leng, and the Artic city of the old ones.

I'm Ithaqua,... that who walks over the wind, Welcome to my world, adventurer. Follow me. Love. Hate. I'll be awaiting you on the dark side, watching the nonsense.

by Zhayde Foxxe September 6, 2003

iTards

1. Yuppie losers who buy & use all the latest Apple crap, like iPhone, iPod, iPad, ad infinitum ad nauseum.

2. The Apple 'experts' working in the Apple Stores

1. Proof of the Dumbing Down of America: all the iTards wandering through life plugged into the latest crap made by Apple

2. When I'm bored I like to go into the iStore and ask the iTards impossible questions like, "How long before this iPhone IV is obsolete?"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 14, 2011

iharni

where yu going my tictac

iharni is such a tic tac omg where yu going

by naomiissugar February 6, 2017

Ihark

The girl who needs to finish her homework but can’t bc she’s addicted to TikTok and won’t get off of it

Wow she’s an ihark

by Shelisa June 26, 2020