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iranian sand

The act of injecting sand directly into your veins to gain the greatest high you will ever feel before you die
Yo man he ODed on iranian sand a week ago
by Jerry the Butcher May 5, 2018
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Iranian Shower

When you jack off in front of your girlfriends face, ejaculate in her eyes so she can't see, open her mouth and lay a big steamy shit in her mouth, then, you helicopter your penis around the rim of her mouth, causing shit to fly all over the room.
I gave Donna an Iranian Shower last night dude, I gotta go clean it up.
by Asshole11 February 23, 2023
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Iranian Mudpuddle

Its common meaning is the sexual act of immersing your partener's face in your own pile of feces, but with a twist! You then proceed to sit on your partener's face until they suffocate and die, making this the most extreme sexual act known to man.
Did you hear about that guy who died by an Iranian Mudpuddle?
by jewy mcjewjewjewjew February 9, 2009
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Iranians

Pronounced as: ee-rahn-nee-ahns

Also known as Persians. If you are extremely unfamiliar with Iranians, then you might think everybody's poor. Well, you're wrong. Iran owns 40% of the world's oil and the popular stereotype for Iranians is that they own a BMW and they wear tons of gold (that stereotype is only true about one person and that's my mom).

Us Persians, we celebrate the best holiday in the world. That holiday is called Nowruz. Nowruz is Persian New Year. It starts on the first day of spring. Nowruz lasts for 13 days. Each day, we go partying and get money. If you are kid, then your lucky! You get like $100 dollars on the first day. But if you're an adult then that's too bad, you have to watch as some random kid bathes in your November's rent.

In conclusion, Persians basically rule the entire world.
John 1: Hey John 2 did you see Noor's mom's car!

John 2: Yeah, they're both Iranians.

John 1: You mean Arabic.

John 2: No, Iranian.

John 1: ARABIC IRANIAN SAME THING

John 2: NO DUMBASS
by solid_teflon May 23, 2018
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iranian dump truck

When a man lays on top of the women while the women is laying on her back and the women's feet are on the mans hips and she pushes him up and as she brings him down his dick penetrates her vagina. This continues in a fluent motion
Her thighs are so sore from that Iranian dump truck last night!!
by TacoGuapo8=D July 27, 2016
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iranian gas mask

you need a large scrotum to do this
you place your balls in the victims eyes
and then fart into their mouth
tell us what you know or well iranian gas mask you
by wowthatsbad August 24, 2009
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Iranian Ass Rocket

This is when you are "plowing" a girl in the ass right after a hot sauce enima.
Dude, I fuckered her in the ass and she just started shitting hot sauce... it was like an Iranian Ass Rocket!!
by manlyBreasts May 12, 2009
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