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Indoor Sunbathing

A excuse used by parents caught in the advance stages of intimacy by ones younger children.
When I woke up and came down stairs for a drink my parents were indoor sunbathing in front of the fire.
by Stimpsonjc February 16, 2014
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indoor annual leave

a. Being at work but not doing any actual work.

b. Goofing off at work.
I closed my office door and read a novel all day because I needed a day of indoor annual leave.
by AnnaBeginsAgain March 5, 2010
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indoor sports

When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.
by FridgeRaider June 2, 2004
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indoor field hockey

A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.
Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
by Fhockey January 12, 2017
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indoor fuckery

During the Covid pandemic, when people ignore recommendations against mask wearing, social distancing and large gatherings, choose to get together indoors & increase the risk of spreading Covid to one another and others.
“Our county’s Covid numbers are increasing exponentially, we should get together for some indoor fuckery.”
by anonymous November 12, 2020
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Indoor Camping

When you stay in your room day on end to weeks on end to century’s on end completely absent from human civilization
Dam Aliyah you’ve been indoor camping for about a half a decade now
by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019
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Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
by MattMastaP June 12, 2015
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