Indoor Sunbathing

A excuse used by parents caught in the advance stages of intimacy by ones younger children.
When I woke up and came down stairs for a drink my parents were indoor sunbathing in front of the fire.
by Stimpsonjc February 16, 2014
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indoor annual leave

a. Being at work but not doing any actual work.

b. Goofing off at work.
I closed my office door and read a novel all day because I needed a day of indoor annual leave.
by AnnaBeginsAgain March 05, 2010
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indoor sports

When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.
by FridgeRaider June 03, 2004
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Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
by MattMastaP June 10, 2015
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indoor bullstuff

1. Movie deemed too highfalutin, sophisticated or stuffy to be the right fit in drive-in theaters.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.
I have to flick my indoor bullstuff illegally in the doorway before I can take my smoke outside.
by Milt Alwin April 24, 2009
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indoor fuckery

During the Covid pandemic, when people ignore recommendations against mask wearing, social distancing and large gatherings, choose to get together indoors & increase the risk of spreading Covid to one another and others.
“Our county’s Covid numbers are increasing exponentially, we should get together for some indoor fuckery.”
by November 12, 2020
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indoor ensemble

When it's illegal to call it winter guard bc u get the short end of the stick,, also guaranteed to make most people laugh or be totally confused
"Um wtf is an indoor ensemble"
by jas.m.ine_ January 03, 2017
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