by Blockay February 5, 2021

When a woman defecates, freezes the excretion, and proceeds to insert it anally into their partner while simultaneously also inserting it into their rectum. This double-ended-dildo like item is used until completely thawed, to the point where both partners have excretion smeared all over their backside. Continuing, each partner licks the excretion off until their partner's backside is clean.
Marco: Bro last night was crazy! I had my first Indianapolis Icicle!
John: You lucky fuck! I've always wanted one! When I asked my ex-wife for one, she... well, she is my ex-wife.
John: You lucky fuck! I've always wanted one! When I asked my ex-wife for one, she... well, she is my ex-wife.
by GlockGlockDropTop March 8, 2023

Perhaps the largest collective group of underachievers and whiners in the history of professional sports. Their starting quarterback - Peyton Manning - routinely racks up huge numbers, loses to the World Champion New England Patriots, and cries and pouts during and after a loss. They have yet to win a meaningful game, even though the NFL changes the rules to benefit their already potent passing game. Peyton will break every passing record in existence, end up in Canton, and have no rings to show for it. See Dan Marino.
by World Champions October 5, 2005

by Say What? March 23, 2004

the crappiest team with the most over rated QB in the NFL. usually liked by people who have disabilites and/or homosexual. typical fans usually have intercourse with their sisters.
by Reece Grahm November 2, 2009

a team in the nfl. they are in the afc. they originated from baltimore, being called the baltimore colts until 1983.
by Fahot December 13, 2008

A group of football players who, although they may seem like a good team, will choke in the end. (Their fans like to think they're better than everyone else, but really Manning is Brady's bitch)
Joe: "Man, these guys are good, I dunno if we can beat 'em..."
Bob: "Nah man, don't worry, they're just a bunch of Indianapolis Colts."
Bob: "Nah man, don't worry, they're just a bunch of Indianapolis Colts."
by suckitcolts91 April 29, 2010
