finding my sock

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

by clamsarke January 12, 2017

socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off

Bro my hoe just socked my cock

by Cock of the sock March 18, 2016

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

The loss of all currency one had on them, usually from being robbed or gambling debts.

Randy and I were playing high stakes tik tak toe. I blew everything that I came with, he beat me down to my socks.

by FL_MEX_FTW March 23, 2023

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed

guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped

by ghostlover3000 September 4, 2020

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
.

by Soulflared April 9, 2022

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016