wood

1 Syn. Marijuana;weed;pot

2 Erection

"I broke down all the wood to roll the blunt."

by skratch July 26, 2004

In The Woods

Phrase you say when someone is in a bad situation.Just like Tiger Woods, hence the name.

When your girlfreind finds out what you did, you'll be in the Woods!

by nitrosoft3 March 18, 2010

wood

wood is a guy's boner

Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!

by USAF Cadet July 01, 2021

wood

A slang term used in the South for unpotent, normal, weed; or "schwag" if you may.

"Man that was some fuckin wood. I dont even think i got high."

by THE WILSONATOR February 01, 2007

wood wood

used to express excitment, especially in the Juggalo community, not to be confused with 'WOOT WOOT!'

"oh shit son! theres another helicopter! WOOD WOOD!!!"

by DemonMOD July 03, 2006

wood

When an album fails to sell enough copies to become certified Gold or Platinum (or Silver where it applies).

That new 50 cent cd is commercial garbage, if America had any taste, it would go wood.

by c4c4c4 July 05, 2006

wood

Abbreviation for peckerwood. White boy.

A mexican jumped up from the shadows and told me there were no wood beds available.

by Reb Richard August 13, 2006