how can I know what I think until I see what I say

I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.

How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you

by RedSonja1 December 10, 2010

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing

Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

by Broseph_the_weird_guy January 10, 2021

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

That's what I thought he'd say

I'm not going to say I knew he would say it but that's what I thought he'd said.

Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."

by Hym Iam July 09, 2022

DODODODODADADA is all I want to say to you

The line Speculated (by Stevie T) that the band the Police were on the same drugs as the Beatles

DODODODODADADA is all I want to say to you.

by Mr. Wick November 16, 2022

things i wanted to say but never did

Is an album by a Ugandan artiste Lil Sir Vage.
Who is also known for his previous albums like TOUGH LOVE (EP)
This album is the most anticipated Lil Sir Vage album with songs like HER WAYS ARE PLEASANT WAYS & I'M SORRY BUT I LOVE YOU.

things i wanted to say but never did is a platinum selling album

by Dlareg Aznee October 30, 2021

i forgot what i was gonna say

something that every normal human being does. sometimes it has to do with having a lot on your mind, such as stress

person 1: yo man
person 2: whats up
person 1: wait, i forgot what i was gonna say

by babygirlbitch12313 January 28, 2022