I Can't Coman Kill Myself 

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.

Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.

I Can't Coman Kill Myself by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020

I can’t sweem 

I Can’t Sweem is a term often used when Denki can’t swim. You can never go wrong when you can’t Sweem

*at the beach*
Alien Queen: Happy Birthday Denki!

Denki looking at the water with floatys on his arms crying out: I can’t sweem

I can’t sweem by Bakguo is my father April 16, 2019

I can’t call it 

I’m alright, I’m fine

Mike: what’s up Richard?
Richard: I can’t call it, what’s up with you?

I can’t call it by Abdoo Mohd May 15, 2019

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE 

sus lol ඞ

"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S ALL SUS"

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE by the when the February 27, 2021

I can't dance 

1. Song by Genesis
2. Dance only performed by the truest.
3. Dance includes:
a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"
in the "I can't dance" lyric.
b. Slowly walking in a straight
line of about 4 people moving
each arm and leg forward at the
same time (e.g. right hand
forward, right leg forward)

To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't dance, IIIIIII can't walk"

I can't dance by G January 18, 2005

I can't take it anymore!

When, quite literally, a person is pissed off so bad that they cannot mentally, emotionally, or physically (teehee @ pun) take it anymore.

K': You're such a fuck up. I think you fail at life. You're the biggest loser I've ever met. Your IQ is the equivalent to an apple.

Random Girl: ZOMG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! STOP INSULTING ME BEFORE I SNIP YOUR BABY CARROT OFF!

I can't take it anymore! by Iconoklastic~ February 24, 2010

i can't believe it's not butterface 

A girl who you think has an unattractive face until you finally see her up close and are pleasantly surprised....

"Joe dude I thought that chick was a fuckin ugly cunt, but she actually had a I can't believe it's not butterface."

i can't believe it's not butterface by Kyle JC January 13, 2008