I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024

i wish a bitch would

hoping someone will carry out with what they're claiming to do (female)

Shanice said she was gonna clomp my head yesterday, i wish a bitch would

by Chpvlie December 19, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh TO Be You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh TO Be You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh TO Be You<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

I Wish Never To Do People Wrong I

I Wish Never To Do People Wrong I

I Wish Never To Do People Wrong I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

I Wish For You To Fight I

I Wish For You To Fight I

I Wish For You To Fight I

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools

by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024