I wish a bitch would Wednesday

You wish a female would try you on a Wednesday afternoon.

Tommy: that girl talkin Hot shit on yo name , she said she can take that nigha right up off you

😹Keisha: that Ho ain finna take shi, today ain the day, oml today is national I wish a bitch would Wednesday !! 👎🏽

by Com’n.getcho.nigha.back September 16, 2023

I Wish For You To Fight I

I Wish For You To Fight I

I Wish For You To Fight I

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wish I Can Communicate With Individuals They Way They Communicate With Other Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

i wish a bitch would

hoping someone will carry out with what they're claiming to do (female)

Shanice said she was gonna clomp my head yesterday, i wish a bitch would

by Chpvlie December 19, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh TO Be You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh TO Be You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I WIsh TO Be You<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023