human urinal

A person who serves as a urinal for men by drinking their urine, saving them the trouble of traveling to a bathroom.

My human urinal drinks my piss so I don't have to get out of bed in the morning.

by cmhsub December 20, 2008

human doing

A critical perspective term from a mindfulness point of view wherein folks see themselves as functions or things rather than allowing a simple state of being to exist.

Once you go from being a human doing to allowing yourself to exist as a human being, you’ll never go back!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

human roomba

That thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around the floor eating garbage. Also known as a "hoomba/humba".

The hottest clubs in New York have rooms full of human roombas.

by GamerGirlCheez July 26, 2012

human research technician

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.

'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.

by oggles January 13, 2009

Humanesque

(1.) adjective - Having a human appearance or demeanor. (2.) adjective - Resembling a human or possessing human qualities.

(1.) "The statue of Diana was intricately carved and carefully detailed, giving it a humanesque appearance."

(2.) "The chimpanzee's laughs and smiles were very humanesque."

by the specter August 5, 2007

humanary

Having to do with humans. This term was popularized in the 1975 Alice Cooper song, The Black Widow.

Person 1: The words he says are true!

Person 2: Your'e right! We're all humanary stew!

Person 3: Ahh! We're gonna die!

by Scrawn March 2, 2008

Homenan

Similar to 'homeboy' except it generally applies, though not exclusively, to Nans or their friends.

Person: Hey where is your nan?
Me: Oh, she's just gone out with her Homenans.

or

Nan: Thanks for helping me with the shopping!
Me: No problem Homenan

by Homenan101 August 21, 2011