Purple Houdini

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.

Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!

by RBAK July 11, 2016

popped-a-houdini

For something or someone to disappear "mysteriously"

Pedro: where's carlos? I gave him money to get beer like an hour ago.
Edgar: *sigh* motherfucker popped-a-houdini.
Pedro: well I'll be damned

by Dr.Dedoverde August 14, 2009

Canadian Houdini

First you have to make sure the lights are off and that your girl is facing at a window. As you are having sex with her from behind you pull out as you tell her you’re "putting a condom on" but what really happens is your friend SECRETELY comes out from hiding and begins to have sex with this person. You run outside of the house and look into the window.

Me and Bob ran a canadian houdini on Sarah.

by Ma_Ar_Vi_MAV March 16, 2009

brain housing group

What a U.S. Marine calls his head, also known as a grape or a jar head

Now, I want you to store this in your little brain housing group...This is my rifle, this is my gun...This is for fighting and this is for fun.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

houcine

Houcine is a real beast. A true bro who'll do anything for a good time. Also kinda looks like Adam Sandler.

What that man is a true Houcine.

by StodeD September 4, 2017

Shannon O'Houlihan

n. The alter ego of an Irish College student.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan usually appears when one is under the influence of alcohol.

-Once a Shannon appears he is known to make the person extremely loud, rude, and in some cases high.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan is an absolute champion of the game of Beirut (also known as Beer Pong). He has been said to quote that he "pwn3s fools" in the college sport.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan is known to enjoy many fine tasting alcoholic beverages. This includes, but is not limited to: Guiness, Smithwicks, Paps, and various Samuel Adams brews.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan can be very violent at times, use extreme caution around him.

Person 1-"Oh boy he is pretty wasted..."

Person 2-"Let's just hope he doesn't turn into a Shannon O'Houlihan."

by FluffyBunnies09 December 10, 2009

housie

adj Used to describe anyone who has a stable living situation, who is dependent upon their house or apartment. Often used to describe people who have "normal lives" but still hang out with gutterpunks, train-hoppers, and street-rats in their spare time. Slightly affectionate to extremely derogatory, depending on context.

"Man, that chick isn't part of our crew, she's just a fuckin' housie."

by Jenaka July 4, 2008