Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

honkey ass

a person who no ass; flat ass

Man the girl over there has a honkey ass

by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009

honkey muffa

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****

That guy is a honkey muffa

by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016

Honkey Hoedown

The act of many caucasians gathered in one home or yard and partying, being belligerent , obnoxious, and just listening to some horrible music.

I was late for work again my new neighbors were having a Honkey Hoedown again. At least i got some digits from a few Honkey ho's

by J TIZZLE October 26, 2012

honkey buster

A small baseball bat used to ward off white trash. Useful in lay-a-way lines and tractor pulls.

My honkey buster is my best friend.

by great cornholio September 1, 2006

honkey house

A home made up of at least three (3) Caucasian residents (and only Caucasian residents) in a primarily black neighborhood. These "honkeys" are very white, but will attempt to camouflage into the surroundings by spending a lot of time on their porch, using phrases like "mmm hmm decent", and giving patrol cars the middle finger as they pass by slowly on the street.

Have you been the the honkey house in Manayunk??? Those crackers know how to throw a party!

by moyer48 May 4, 2010