hoodschool

A word used to describe the learning status of kids who don't go to school. They can be seen wandering around the neighborhood in yesterdays clothes; the type of learning kids get on the streets.

Person 1: Those kids never go to school!
Person 2: Maybe they do that homeschool.
Person 1: nah boo, they doin that hoodschool.

by clarbie April 18, 2017

Hyposchooliac

A student who will develop any ailment to escape class or go home early.

“Libby’s at the nurses office again. She needs ice for an invisible red dot on her finger” “She’s such a hyposchooliac”

by Donna.chang February 15, 2022

Homeschool Food

Food that public school kids would never eat. Homeschool Food tends to be a pale brown color. These foods include but are not limited to: Fig Newtons, Granola, Shredded Wheat, Wheat Thins, Kashi, and Angel Food Cake.

Roxanne (a public school girl): My mom puts HoHos in my lunch.

Reagen (a homeschool girl): HoHos? That sounds like a really inappropriate snack. My mom gives me Fig Newtons for treats but only if I give my best effort at my violin competitions.

Roxanne: Fig Newtons? Psh that's such a homeschool food.

by CGW October 1, 2009

homeschool effort

The strong effort exerted by homeschoolers, especially their mothers, in attempt to get their children "involved" with extracurricular activities to help the homeschooler to feel like they have a social life. Some homeschoolers are oblivious to the "homeschool effort". These are the ones that most actively engage in it.

Phil's mother tries to get him involved in the local homeschool group activities, but Phil detests his mother's "homeschool effort".

by littlebeeper September 15, 2009

Homeschooler

A "homeschooler" is a person from the ages of 5-18 who does their school at home. These are they kind of kids who give homeschooled people a bad name. They live up to every stereotype imaginable. For example, they always wear running shoes to every single event except church. To church they wear ugly flats with ankle length skirts unless they're boys. If they're boys then they do wear their running shoes to church. These children are also not allowed to mingle with the other gender until they reach marriageable age. These people do not know what a push up bra is and certainly don't know what a thong is. They have never been to a mall and if they have, the only reason is that there is a bookstore inside the mall. They all buy their clothing at thrift shops and never stay up to date on the latest styles. They think partying hard is going to their only friends (besides their mom) house and eating ice cream and oh so disobediently talking about the opposite gender until 10:30 when their parents come to pick them up. They then proceed to tell their best friend every single detail of the night. Who is their best friend? Their mom of course! Also, when trying to relate to others, they use large, confusing words that only Albert Einstein and they themselves understand. Poor homesschoolers... they don't even know that they're not normal.

Note: After this, please look up "homeschooled".

Homeschoolers tend to be pretty lame :p

by homeschooledchica January 23, 2011

homeschooler

a really smart kid who meets the following criteria:
really smart
anti-social regardless of 15 extracurricular activities
pro-life
spelling bee champion
homeschool debate team
already in college... community college
anti-evolution - no, sworn to defeat the evolutionists
pro-creation, if you know what i mean. definitely their parents
pro-bush
conservative
anti-liberal
you get the point

normal person: you're a homeschooler? I never would've guessed!
homeschooler: thanks!

by ex-homeschooler June 4, 2007

homeschool

Admit non homeschoolers the kind of education you really want.

homeschooling is awsome because you get to Work at your own pace, Not be micromanaged by teachers and have bullshit shoved down your throat.

by theshroomguy March 29, 2007