the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

let's go home

that shitty last thing you say to your friend as they bleed to death in a burning building.

"Let's go home, Hide."

by BukkakeButler June 24, 2016

It’s Coming Home

Used by English football fans during World Cup competitions. Indicates hope they’ll win competition (in context of England being game’s birthplace). (Football’s referred to as soccer in North America).

“It’s incredible, England’s through to a World Cup Semi-Final! It’s Coming Home!”

by BenM2 July 8, 2018

that's nice honey

the original cool story bro

Mom: OMG insert son's name JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO YALE!!!!!!!
Grandma: That's nice honey, now can you please turn the TV back on.

by luvya,you December 11, 2016

America's Funniest Home Videos

A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.

"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"

"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."

by SomeBadJOKE October 23, 2007

It's coming home

A famous phrase that the English football fans chant; referring to the World Cup itself.

It's coming home; The World Cup

by PLUGGED 41 July 22, 2018

he's not home right now

Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.

I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.

by pentozali February 28, 2008