the sexy magician from hxh. the sexiest of sexy 😩 you just know he packin too.
me : hey you know hisoka from hxh?

someone: the sexy husband hisoka magician?
cultured.
by hisokasleftbuttcheek January 26, 2021
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Hisokaism is a religion that worships a hot clown pedophile who likes to suck 12 yr old pp named Hisoka Marow. They usually worship his bungee gum and his big fat juicy monstrous glizzy long dog schlong. They bless fellow worshipers and pray to him by saying “OoOHHh gOOnNN” or “bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum”🛐🤲. Their bible contains various verses and speech that he has said and is full of knowledge. I welcome all of you to Hisokaism.🙆🏽 ♀️🛐
I just converted to Hisokaism! Bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum🛐🤲🙏
by nagitosdrycumsock October 30, 2020
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hisoka is a character from hunterxhunter which people simp for (im talking to you lauren)
“Hey who do you simp for in anime?”
“Oh I’m a massive simp for hisoka..”
by m4sk3d December 14, 2020
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hisoka is a term used for that type of men that are very sexy and are sexual attracted to kids and their abilities.however,hisokas aren't pedophiles,why?'cause if they were pedophiles they would go to jail and they are too sexy for that kind of place duuuh I mean just rail me already daddy🙄🙄🙄
Child that doesn't know what's that a bitch:Mom a creepy man started following me today and told me that I turn him on 'cause I'm wearing green!
Karen mom that likes to judge people by their actions:Omg he is such a hisoka!!
by hisoka daddy March 23, 2021
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a pedo from the anime/manga hxh

everyone thinks hes rly hot despite the fact that in the manga he said he wanted to r4pe killua, he got a boner looking at children, stared at two 12 year olds asses and got turned on by a child.
somebody: oh my god hisoka is so hot
me: die
by bugsinurteeth November 2, 2020
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