hilarity ensues

Something funny is upcoming due to a build-up of circumstantial events, or a comedy of errors.

Sometimes involves rape.

You: Fuck! I just shat my pants!
Rape Panda: *Waits for hilarity to ensue*
...
hilarity ensues

by burgernator August 03, 2009

rude hilarity

A stupid thing created by english teachers who read way too much.

Friend 1: UGH! This exam paper about Rude Hilarity is too hard!
Teacher: *starts laughing maniacally*

by IconicBaguette October 26, 2019

Conditional Hilarity Syndrome

Where, if you hate someone, nothing they say will be funny to you, no matter how funny it actually is. Additionally, when you like someone, every little thing they say is funny no matter how stupid it actually is.

James- Hey guys look! (makes unfunny face)
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!

Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.

by Sleet October 05, 2009

hilar-e-i

The plural of hilarious; meaning more funny than hilarious.

Hope constantly cracks me up. She is absolutely hilar-e-i!

by LAVixen October 22, 2007

Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 02, 2021

hilar-e-i

A lazy man's word for hilarious. More funny than hilarious but not funny enough to actually say the entire word.

Jo: It was as hard as putting my beanbags in her turd cutter.
Jem: That's hilar-e-i!!

by jo & jem December 01, 2004

hilarible

hilarious horrible wrong

My client cancelled his appointment because he said can't find his teeth and I thought that is so terrible but funny; it is hilarible.

by shades of yellow March 26, 2020