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Tokyo Highway

A adult version of a Hot Wheels or Matchbox car playset, making a series of intricately designed plastic track then pushing a small car along it with the car's goal to end up within the asshole of a unsuspecting person.

Intended for male or female victim.
So what are you going to do tonight?

I'm gonna grab my girl a do a little Tokyo Highway...
by Dr. Nosepick December 27, 2011
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Rough Stretch of Highway

Adj. When someone or something is either really ugly, or in terrible shape.
Greg: "Did you see that ladies face? She looked terrible!"
Tim: "Yeah dude, it was a rough stretch of highway for sure."
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Highway Hummer

A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.

The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.
Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.
by rbc December 10, 2004
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Highway 420

Highway 420, also known as Niagara Veterens Memorial Highway, is a stretch of highway that stems from the Queen Elizabeth Way (QEW) that takes you to downtown Niagara Falls, Ontario. It's also the main route to cross the Canada-US border via the Rainbow Bridge.
GPS: In 500 meters, keep left and exit off to highway 420

Me: Woo we're almost at Niagara Falls!!
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highway lemonade

When you’re on a highway (typically part of a trucking crew) and you piss into a bottle to avoid stopping.
Driver: I’m so thirsty, do we have any drinks back there?

Passenger: all we got is some highway lemonade back here
by Niccck June 29, 2020
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Halfway Highway

The segment of US-1 in Deerfield Beach, Florida between Hillsboro Boulevard and Southwest 10th Street.

The nickname is given due to the high density of halfway houses located there. These people are often seen sitting outside of the local Publix Supermarket talking about life as they see it.

Notable Personalities Include:

-Bob the Bus-Stop Bench Warmer
-The crazy black lady having conversations with herself while walking and usually carrying something like a Fed-Ex envelope for delivery to her imaginary whoever.
-The balding white guy with the smile on his face forever in string flip-flops who looks completely capable of being a productive member of society if he only gave a shit.
-The hippy white guy with abnormally clean clothes and tucked in shirt on the bike. Walks with a limp.
The big black quite walker who never has a shirt on because it's too damn hot and he is too damn big. This guy will be around with the cockroaches at the end of the world. He get's a lot of exercise.
-The latino guy who talks to himself and points
Person 1: "What's with all these degenerates walking around here?"
Person 2" "Dude we're driving through Halfway Highway."
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Two Lane Highway

When too lines of cocaine are made side by side, and then it is snorted so that one line goes up each nostril at the same time. This person would then be on the Two Lane Highway unti the cocaine wears off.
"Dude I'm on the two lane highway and i cant get off man."
by This Guy made it up April 1, 2009
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