hemorrhoid hunter

Game to play with the boys. Normally played in the carpark after dumping our heads in sardine paste. (See infrabren utbe)

You free for a game af hemorrhoid hunters? Me and the boys are off to the carpark for a game and wanted to know if you'd like to join ?

by Sardinepaste11 January 6, 2025

Hemorrhoid Play

Sexual play with or involving hemorrhoids, coming from somebody’s anus.

Some partners in sex are into extreme or inherently gross practices; such as Hemorrhoid Play.

by Yakubiangangsta March 20, 2022

Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

Hemorrhoid shot

When your listening to Pandora and the Hemorrhoid commercial comes on to promote their ad free music. You are not going to pay so you have to take a liquor shot anytime someone yells "Hemorrhoids" during the Commercial. # thestruggleisreal

Sarah just screamed "hemorrhoid shot" so now we all have to take a shot. Usually fireball/for your ass.

by Therealmoonman July 13, 2023

Face Hemorrhoid

A slang term for exaggerated lip-plumping cosmetic surgery where the lips resemble reddened, inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Beyond describing the physical appearance, it critiques an excessive focus on image, suggesting desperation, attention-seeking, and a lack of depth in character.

Her obsession with perfect selfies led to a face hemorrhoid look, chasing trends at the cost of authenticity.

by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025

Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.

Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu

by numsemand February 28, 2018

Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010