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happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.
Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”
by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023
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Haemorrhoid Buster

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016
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Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
by tnunnster October 7, 2010
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Chemorrhoid

A believer in the 'chemtrails' hoax who refuses to acknowledge established science while relying totally on YouTube for information. Identifiable by calling those who point out scientific reality names like "troll", "shill" and "disinformation agent".
That guy who is afraid of clouds and thinks the government is spraying everyone with poison in plain view is a real chemorrhoid.
by Lizoir August 26, 2013
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Hemerrhoid Tarp

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps
by Melunn June 5, 2020
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homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men
Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.
by flyingdog March 31, 2008
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homorrhoid

Irritation sustained from prolonged anal intercourse
Steve: Dude, whats up with the ketchup stain on your shorts?
Frank: Oh shit, I probably got homorrhoids from last night's sailor gang bang
by bergali September 22, 2010
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