Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.
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“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
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1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids
2) A female pain-in-the-ass
2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"
Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
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That guy who is afraid of clouds and thinks the government is spraying everyone with poison in plain view is a real chemorrhoid.
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Frank: Oh shit, I probably got homorrhoids from last night's sailor gang bang
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