Paris Hilton

A breeding ground for STDs to combine and mutate into new monstrosities: e.g. Blennorrhea + Siphylis. That's hot...

Someone needs to zip-tie Paris Hilton's knees together before she brings about a virus that will end the world.

by Phillip Leo February 28, 2008

Perez Hilton

1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.

Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

patricia heaton

an actress famous for her role as ray's wife debra in everybody loves raymond. considered one of the ultimate milfs, along with diane lane and pamela anderson.

i dont care how old she is i wanna bang patricia heaton.

by ballerific March 21, 2007

paris hilton

a skanky bitch who gets nothing when her 'rents die.

Person 1: hey does Paris Hilton get anything when her parents die?
Person 2: No, her sister gets it all.

by Vuffy May 21, 2007

Perez Hilton

A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.

Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.

by Alyssa P. September 24, 2006

paris hilton

A spoiled talentless skanky racist usless slut

Paris Hilton releases tapes not only showing the world how much of a slut she is but also ones showing that she is a racist cunt

by juiice February 6, 2007

paris hilton

squinty eyed,crusty cunt

she ain't pretty. she is a squinty eyed skank.
paris hilton is so used, she has a crusty cunt from all the cum deposits.

by Katkins October 29, 2007