Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

Heifer

An overweight lesbian.

You see that heifer over there, she is a lesbian.

by ActualJohnCena May 7, 2020

Street heifer

A large woman who runs the streets

That street heifer Has been down that road 10 times in a row!!

by Cade’O March 14, 2022

heifer

a bigger woman that you very much dislike and making fun of.

That heifer need to lose some weight with her fat ass.

by ur loss,not mine :) September 8, 2020

Heifer Pimp

Ted

He is such a heifer pimp!!

by IrishSheDevil July 13, 2023

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022

Heiferness

Hef-fur-ness

Heiferness <noun> this is typically a condition suffered by a thirsty non factor female that either A.) Wants attention, or to be accepted by others in a group of a social setting. B.) A thirst trapp that came seem to keep a man for longer than a quick one night stand.

E.I that bitch suffers from Heiferness!

by Xanathoes December 14, 2022