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Havana Browns

Having severe diarrhea while in the caribbean.
"Oh man, I ate some bad meat during my spring break, got the havana browns and was on the toilet for the whole night"
by Perry The Platypus December 3, 2013
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Havana

Havana is really nerdy
Small wiener
Doesn’t have any fun
Virgin
Havana is a virgin
by Packatoke December 8, 2025
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Havana banana

This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.

It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.
Dude, Joey got so drunk last night he almost ate his own Havana banana!!
by Feral fecal photos August 31, 2023
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New havana

The US county with the ugliest flag known to man
Did you see the flag of New havana, it’s so ugly. There is 22 other flags on it
by IDFK4TTT November 7, 2022
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