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Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020
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Hark Eek Low

The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.
"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."
by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011
mugGet the Hark Eek Lowmug.

harkness energy

When a person is acting extremely sarcastic and passive aggressive towards you, making you feel small
The Harkness energy emitted made me sad
by hdjksl November 17, 2022
mugGet the harkness energymug.

Hark

When you don't know what to say so you say Hark
Oh help its a... Hark.
by VARNSKI107 January 3, 2022
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Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"
Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it
by anonymous March 31, 2025
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harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.
"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008
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Harkness Energy

When someone is being a bit of a shit and decides to piss of everyone for no reason
by hdjksl November 17, 2022
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