sam hanley

A very fucking hot bitch

A girl named sam hanley who lives in EP!

by Shawn M. Kelly October 12, 2008

Kelsey Hensley

Kelsey Hensley is drop dead goregous in every aspect. She is usually intelligent, dazzling, intriguing, determined, fair, independent, radiant and positive. A Kelsey Hensley is cooler than your average friend and loves green, guys, and gum. A Kelsey Hensley is someone you can trust and depend upon, knowing that she'll be able to uplift you and make you feel at home. Kelsey Hensley is adventurous, interesting and extremely fun. She'll introduce you to new experiences and no matter what you do, it’s impossible to not be exceedingly happy when around a Kelsey Hensley. Kelsey Hensley is a girl who will comfort you when you're down and listen to your every word with care and understanding. She is someone everyone admires because of how gorgeous she is both inside and out. One should always keep Kelsey Hensley close by their side for she will protect, shelter and stand up for them. Kelsey Hensley will always be remembered by the hearts she has touched for she has made a huge influence on their lives. A person is grateful for the chance they have to be a part of Kelsey Hensley's life.
I love kelsey hensley
love Greenybear

Kelsey Hensley is the girl that takes your breathe away.

by Greenybear November 28, 2011

Hamsley

A one-of-a-kind name that means to be a most upstanding and respectable male.

He's always nice and courteous. What can I say? He's a Hamsley.

by Who123 September 26, 2010

Manly Hanley

A man who's manly but also Hanley but not too manly.
A gentleman who makes dem YouTube videos and teaches da Math classes.
He also likes to play dem instruments too.

What a nice young gent.

Person A: "Have you seen the YouTuber 'Manly Hanley' before?"
Person B: "Nah"

by Manly Hanley May 17, 2021

Hinsley

Hinsley comes from hind (which means female deer) and leah (which means forest clearing)

"Hinsley, the forest clearing where you find the hinds"

by Lemoncomb August 26, 2016

hanley

One who denounces something as being gay even when it is obvious that the denouncer is clearly contradicting his own thoughts and emotions.

This technique is most often deployed by the complexed/no-one-understands-me hipster/artist type with the motive of making others ponder “Wow, he thinks everything is gay, what DOES he like? He’s so mysterious! Whatever he is into, it must be fascinating!”

The Hanley will often discover that their technique is ineffective, resulting in the hanley’s peers thinking that he is a dick... but then again who isn't?

SNYDER: Are you going to see Slayer this weekend?
MARK: Slayer is gay, i will never go see them.
SNYDER: What the hell is wrong with you! You told me that Reign In Blood was one of your favorite albums!
MARK: Whatever.
SNYDER: Why must you always be such a hanley?!?! I'm going douse you with lighter fluid and set you on fire.
TOMARAYA: This conversation is so fucking gay!
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HALFORD: Hey Mark buddy, do me a favor and lick that santorum of my thigh before it drips onto the comforter
MARK: No way dude, that is so gay
HALFORD: Whatchoo talkin’ about? You were all about it last night!
MARK: Yeah, well that was before I realized you enjoyed it.
HALFORD: Stop being a hanley.

by izod13 January 23, 2008

Hensley

Likes dick up ass

Wow hensley likes the big green ones

by Tingletittis July 6, 2018