Scrotie Handkerchief

A sexual act by which one participant blows their nose into the scrotum of their partner, causing intense pleasure. Typically performed while having a cold.

I'm out of Kleenex. Looks like its time for your scrotie handkerchief, babe.

by Sparkle MilkBags April 8, 2022

Sloppy handkerchief

The act in which a person ejaculates onto a handkerchief, lets it dry and then gives it to someone else to use.

“Hey John did you use the sloppy handkerchief”

by BlanketSmeller3000 October 2, 2025

Elon Musk Handkerchief

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.

1: Oh yeah Elon Musk Handkerchief me...
2: ok

by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025

Salmon Handkerchiefing

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure

"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"

by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012

sudanese hankerchief

Practice of masterbating with soiled toilet paper

I can only orgasm when I give myself a Sudanese Hankerchief

by melody tynsdale January 30, 2015

Handkerthief

Someone who has an obsession with handkerchiefs and steals them either from shops or from peoples houses and washing lines

"Greg has so many handkerchiefs - where does he get them from?"
"Beats me - he must be a Handkerthief"

by Hank Achanka June 10, 2008

Golden Handkerchiefs

A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.

Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."

Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"

by AnyOldEthernet October 8, 2013