Handjob

A person who acts like a jackass or an idiot.

Jeremy - "Wow Brian sucks at driving!"

Joe - "Haha yeah I know, he's such a handjob."

by Hugh G. Wreckshin August 16, 2008

handjob

A side cup of good beer to drink whilst in between games of flip cups.

Claire drank her handjob of Yuengling, while Alex filled her flipcup with Coors Light.

by Alz730 July 16, 2011

handjob

what your mom gives me

i got a handjob

by Clapan December 4, 2019

Handjob

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.

Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.

by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022

Handjob

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.

Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.

by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022

Handjob

When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.

Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs

by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022

Handjob

A act of luka grappling your penis and jerking it of to the point of cumming.

I loved getting my handjob of luka

by handjoblover69 June 18, 2022